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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 09:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Nuts and Butts

No way

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Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

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No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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